there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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