Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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