she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Enjoy the penises
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
