Where is the hickey?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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