thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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