your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My hand turned me down
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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