sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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