Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize