Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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