I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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