I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
