I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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