Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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