Who did Billy Mays play for?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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