It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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