I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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