I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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