just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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