pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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