Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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