we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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