im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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