Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Randomize
