just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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