waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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