Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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