I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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