i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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