I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
where does the pee come out of this thing
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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