I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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