I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
you never un-have a 4some
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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