Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Found the puke drawer
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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