if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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