He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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