I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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