Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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