just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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