Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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