I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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