My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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