brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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