that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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