Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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