Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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