my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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