Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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