all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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