This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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