SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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