i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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