stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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