the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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