That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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