the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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