You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
