Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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