Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
vagina is talking i cant
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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